Good evening, one and all. The primary purpose of this post is to establish a positive and wholesome impression of 07A14 in the minds of those outsiders voyeuristic enough to visit this web log.
Published below is a series of positive (not normative) statements that embodies our class spirit. Contrary to your expectations, these statements are fully representative of the entire student population of 07A14, and have not been deliberately worded or chosen to produce false impressions of those concerned.
01. We love Singapore.
02. We are proud to be Singaporean.
03. We love Hwa Chong Institution (College Section).
04. We love Hwa Chong Institution (High School Section) as well.
05. We are proud to be part of the Hwa Chong Yuan.
06. We all can sing the school song(s) from memory.
07. We keep strictly to all school rules.
08. We highly enjoy the food sold in the cafeteria.
09. We do not view ourselves as the elite.
10. We never litter.
11. We never hesitate to sing praises of the school.
12. We project the best image of Hwa Chong Institution (College Section) when out of school.
13. We constantly advertise the benefits of studying in Hwa Chong Institution (College Section) when at family gatherings, or whenever conversation with younger persons arises.
14. We always flush the toilets.
15. We always wash our hands with soap afterwards.
16. We participate actively in various co-curricular activities.
17. We support all school events.
18. We believe that animal cruelty cannot be condoned.
19. We never, never, ever miss our lessons.
20. We never eat in the classrooms.
21. We always save money for the school by switching off the air conditioner for 90% of the time.
22. We have great confidence in Hwa Chong Institution (College Section) to develop us to our maximum potential.
23. We are on extremely agreeable terms with all our seniors.
24. We finish all arithmetic tutorials five weeks before the topic is covered in lectures.
25. We are highly motivated, confident learners and enjoy encouraging others.
26. We always offer our seats on the MRT to someone who needs it more than we do.
27. We reject all forms of violence and peer pressure i.e. male bonding
28. We are the first to arrive and last to leave.
29. We give our utmost respect to every single figure of authority and believe that no one deserves to be made fun of.
30. We never, ever get caught.
Thank you. We hope that this has been a helpful guide to you.
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We specialize in many-to-many relationships and strongly believe in the concept of "Friendship Day"(coming 14th Feb!); one-to-one relationships affects our studies and causes society to disintegrate.
35. Brittany Khoo will remain the faithful founding member of the khang chiang fan club, for all her days to come.
36. Darrell Lian, however, still remains the crtical contact person to enter the club, despite his claims that the advert written on the board was a pack of slanderous lies
37. Darrell Lian reasserts that for everything anyone else might say, it firmly REMAINS a pack of slanderous, uber-filthy lies!! Marcus Ho, however, still remains the crtical contact person to enter the club...
38. Despite all dubiety regarding the de facto founding figure of this exalted society, Marcus Ho, as an ever-faithful member, wishes to welcome everyone remotely interested. Meetings will take place everyday, every week, every time; it's the least he deserves.
39. Bee-snake combinations are highly available in all shapes and sizes.
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